"New discovery defies the laws of physics!"
"Nearby star will explode any day now!"
"Astronomers close to discovering alien life!"
"Future asteroid impact may wipe out life on Earth!"
"Supermoon may effect—"
"NASA’s new quantum drive—"
"GAMMA RAY BURSTS MIGHT—"
"POSSIBLE PROOF OF LIFE ON—"
i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve
but he keeps on dodging
which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away
like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS
# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU
They dance their great dances, slow waltzes across millennia, or they wander aimlessly on their paths through the galaxy. They pay no heed to whether or not they’re dancing, and when they have no partner, they’re content to continue on their way.
Though they may twirl together with another for a million years, they’re sometimes thrown apart by circumstance. Displaced or flung away through forces unknown to them.
Stars don’t realise they’re being tugged and pulled by the gravity of a billion influences, and nor do they fight those influences. They simply carry on along their path, content to wander until they may stumble across another dancing partner, whose light they can share in.
Be like the stars. Wander. Dance.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
|—||Stephen Colbert (via wilwheaton)|
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
|—||Charlie Brooker, “The Guardian” (via thedragoninmygarage)|
This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.
what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end
dont worry about it
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
petition to make this the new loading gif