the dregs
Astronomical Headline Bait

the-actual-universe:

"New discovery defies the laws of physics!"

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"Nearby star will explode any day now!"

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"Astronomers close to discovering alien life!"

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"Future asteroid impact may wipe out life on Earth!"

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"Supermoon may effect—"

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"NASA’s new quantum drive—"

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"GAMMA RAY BURSTS MIGHT—"

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"POSSIBLE PROOF OF LIFE ON—"
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please chill

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

Fucking Steve…

wilwheaton:

via smbc

wilwheaton:

via smbc

sagansense:

They dance their great dances, slow waltzes across millennia, or they wander aimlessly on their paths through the galaxy. They pay no heed to whether or not they’re dancing, and when they have no partner, they’re content to continue on their way. 
Though they may twirl together with another for a million years, they’re sometimes thrown apart by circumstance. Displaced or flung away through forces unknown to them. 
Stars don’t realise they’re being tugged and pulled by the gravity of a billion influences, and nor do they fight those influences. They simply carry on along their path, content to wander until they may stumble across another dancing partner, whose light they can share in.
Be like the stars. Wander. Dance.
Shine.
— 星 invaderxan

sagansense:

They dance their great dances, slow waltzes across millennia, or they wander aimlessly on their paths through the galaxy. They pay no heed to whether or not they’re dancing, and when they have no partner, they’re content to continue on their way.

Though they may twirl together with another for a million years, they’re sometimes thrown apart by circumstance. Displaced or flung away through forces unknown to them.

Stars don’t realise they’re being tugged and pulled by the gravity of a billion influences, and nor do they fight those influences. They simply carry on along their path, content to wander until they may stumble across another dancing partner, whose light they can share in.

Be like the stars. Wander. Dance.

Shine.

星 invaderxan

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has taken a new job at a Wall Street investment bank. Now he can finally have some influence in Congress.
Stephen Colbert (via wilwheaton)
s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

porphyriasuicide:

fhtagn-and-tentacles:

OCTOPUSES PENDANTS 
by Lapoonder

Wantwantwant

Creationists reject Darwin’s theory of evolution on the grounds that it is “just a theory”. This is a valid criticism: evolution is indeed merely “a theory”, albeit one with ten billion times more credence than the theory of creationism - although, to be fair, the theory of creationism is more than just a theory. It’s also a fairy story. And children love fairy stories, which is presumably why so many creationists are keen to have their whimsical gibberish taught in schools.
Charlie Brooker, “The Guardian” (via thedragoninmygarage)

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

iguanamouth:

dont worry about it

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif