damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."
“I got 99 problems and statistically* at least 2% are pedophile clergy.”
|—||Matt Kahn (via liberatingreality)|
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
My LGBT-friendly preacher stepfather was once discussing a 15 yr old in his congregation that had come out causing some commotion within the congregation. To his credit he openly took the teen’s side. However, while relaying this somewhat self-congratulatory story at dinner during a family visit he said "I just think 15 years old is too young to be deciding whether you’re gay or not. I wish they would wait." Most everyone nodded their head to agree. I responded with "Do you think a ‘straight’ teenager is too young to decide at that age that they like the opposite sex?"
Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”
…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about.
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong
What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.
I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.
I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.
I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.
archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up
Still half true!